PARRY! PARRY! THRUST.

melsephant:

I’ve been playing cat simulator lately and it’s pretty fun

kangaya:

5am twitter comic

ok so i guess i am dating isabela this playthrough but i accidentally didn’t get too intimate with her when we were first… er, intimate. I’m trying to research this, but is it possible to still full on romance her if i didn’t choose the “why not” option after our sleeping together? i also didn’t pry about her either BUT my friendship with her was maxed out before she left………… help?

makes self laugh forever

makes self laugh forever

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

sylvanas and #8 bruh

anoia:

had a request for sylvanas #3 as well from @taranzhus

ah my best one yet

ah my best one yet

Get a little crazy, baby.

awwww-cute:

This fucking cat

awwww-cute:

This fucking cat

suicideblonde:

Maleficent

suicideblonde:

Maleficent

Honey, to be honest; every mother is afraid that our children won’t love us they way we love them. And they won’t not in the same way. Biology or not. That’s they way it’s supposed to be.

schrutedwights:

Villains Week » Day 3 & 7 (Most Evil/Disgusting Villain + Overall Favorite Villain): Maleficent

Before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she will prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel… AND DIE.

schrutedwights:

Villains Week » Day 3 & 7 (Most Evil/Disgusting Villain + Overall Favorite Villain): Maleficent

Before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she will prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel… AND DIE.

here’s a blog! [person you cut out of your life]……………………. ha…….ha….. tumbl;r….no…

janedoodles:

comfemgem:

theshuboxx:

when the bae says shes off her period

image

I want someone who’s never watched Steven Universe to tell me what they think is happening here

Purple star girl swirls and runs directly into her girlfriend, who is off her period. Her girlfriend is prepared for the snu-snu, but they accidentally amoebas.